Hello, my name is Mallory.

I'm a newlywed who moved from Southern Missouri to Northern Iowa. My husband is BJ. He's a musician and has a natural talent for making me laugh. 

We are puppy parents to Nellie and Breezy and recent cat parents to Calvin Coolidge. All three are full of mischief and can usually be found plotting against us. 

Our lives are full of shenanigans, adventures, and general hilarities. All the while filled with a lot of love and happiness. Together we all live in harmony and have a Big Yellow Couch.